Please stop lying to me. I'm sick of it. I'm specifically tired of the following fibs:
- "100% gray coverage"
That's just crap and you know it. Oh, sure. If you have ONE gray hair, I'm sure it covers it just fine. Now I don't have a TON of gray, but I have enough to know they are there and enough to see that they aren't all covered after I dye my hair. And for the record, I did dyed my hair exactly how I was supposed to.
- "eliminate dark circle"
More poppy cock. Really? Does that mean you get up with the baby at night to, Mr. Eye Cream. You are a liar.
- "All-day coverage"
I don't know about you, but my makeup doesn't look fabulous at the end of the day.
- Plumps lips
Uhhh...unless the tube of lipstick comes with a guy in a white coat and a needle full of something expensive, I doubt it.
- Longer, fuller lashes
Maybe I'm crazy, but I've never really been able to notice the difference between most mascaras.